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Monday, June 4, 2007

11:46PM

If what happened in ReBoot really happened on my computer, I would never play a game again.

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Sunday, February 4, 2007

9:26PM - I'm not much of a football fan, but...

Fuck you, Rex Grossman

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

11:27PM - Funniest video ever

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11:14PM - This is the first time I've seen him use curse words on a comic

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Friday, December 1, 2006

12:13AM

COMBAT CARDS 2.1
watch OniChicken fight
CREATE YOUR CARD

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Monday, November 27, 2006

3:31AM - I'm a big geek

"I'll be not making out with anyone ever again because I'm Spider-Man and with great power must come not making out with my girlfriend, ever again!!!"
- Interior monologue, Spider-Man

I love one-liners. And Spider-Man is full of them

And I'm a geek

And an insomniac

Reading Spider-Man at 3:30 in the morning

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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

10:56PM

If I gave one of my brothers a kidney, I would never let him hear the end of it

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

3:03AM - Self-pity post

Life kind of sucks...
The worst part is, there's absolutely no reason for that

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

8:51PM




Best one:

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

8:48PM

Jake got his license

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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

9:47PM - I love Margaux

OniChicken: what if you could only speak in palindromes?
SilentSigh16: then i would speak backwards all the time

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Monday, October 2, 2006

1:14PM


Hooray for JEW DAYS!

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

1:54AM - Fill it out please. It's fun, really

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?


Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends.
2. Sex.
3. Music.
4. Drugs.
5. Love.
6. Livejournal.

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

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Monday, September 18, 2006

9:42PM

Goddamn, Jody, that was a cheap little prickteaser of a cake! I knew it wanted it, with its sponge an' its cream toppin'! Was all I could do not to nail that slut right there on the table!

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Friday, September 15, 2006

12:05AM - Yes, I'm that bored (and avoiding homework)


Seductive Snake

You scored 23 Intelligence, 16 Loyalty, 6 Upkeep, and 13 Playfulness!

Most Likely Owner: Pathetic male virgins who thinks snakes �turn chicks on�.



Slithering up your owners arm in a tight death grip of love, you are the seductive snake! While snake and cuddly don�t exactly go together, that doesn�t mean you aren�t a good pet for the right type of owner. This is because you are happy with the simple things in life: a heat lamp and a feeder mouse and you�re a content reptile. This makes you a desirable pet for some of the most sadistic types who like to watch live mice desperately try to escape your clutches. However, because you�re one cool customer, you are less likely to give a damn about your owner and would probably eat them if you could unhinge your jaw far enough. This isn�t because you are a bad pet, you�re just smart enough to know a free meal when you see it.












My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence
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You scored higher than 99% on Loyalty
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You scored higher than 99% on Upkeep
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Playfulness




Link: The What Kind of Pet Are You Test written by Laurengirdler on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

8:42PM


My Personality

Neuroticism
76
Extraversion
39
Openness To Experience
67
Agreeableness
77
Conscientiousness
55
Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

MySpace Surveys, Ugg Boots and MySpace Layouts by Pulseware Survey Software



Am I really that neurotic, or is it just my imagination?

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

10:38AM

Definitely just ordered a new pair of shoes online during class

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Monday, August 28, 2006

10:33AM - Concert

Wed. 9/20: Sufjan (have ticket)
Fri. 10/20: Broken Social Scene (have ticket)
Fri. 10/27: The Decemberists (will get ticket)
Tue. 11/14: Cursive (will get ticket)

There are some other ones that I'm not totally sure I want to go to (i.e. Leo Kottke [9/9]) but if someone else went with me I would...

Who else is going to any (or all) of these concerts?

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

1:39PM

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Friday, July 14, 2006

7:32PM - True? You decide

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?

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